I, Dulst, am a fictitious character. In real life I am a 37 year old virgin. I live in my Mum’s attic and survive on a diet of pizza and chronic masturbation. The grease makes for excellent lube. I also bear no responsibility for the content of sites that I link to, click at your own risk.
All stories are to be treated as works of fiction. I have never and will never consume any narcotics, tobacco or alcohol. It’s too risky given my wide range of allergies and dangerously high heart rate.
The video on the about page is some kid I met online. I paid him £50 to film that video and to allow me to take pictures from his online accounts. He is far cooler than I will ever be.
Do not take any of the advice given on this site. It is written purely for entertainment purposes and taking any of it literally would be extremely dangerous. Standing up for yourself, having high self esteem and being proud to be a man lead to nothing but shame and celibacy. If you want to know how to really succeed with women, I recommend this fantastic resource.
I hope that one day I can meet a girl who, after years of casual sex with guys like the fictitious character Dulst, will settle down with me and love me for who I am. Then we’ll see who’s laughing when all the players, cads and unfenced relationship weirdos die cold and alone!
Yes I know there’s a 50% divorce rate, and that 70% of divorces are initiated by women, and that the majority of domestic violence and child abuse is committed by women, and that an alarmingly high number of men are falsely accused of rape. But I also know that those male “victims” had it coming. They should learn their lesson for being emotionally abusive sex pests! These “crimes” committed by women are not their fault, there’s a reason they’re called the fairer sex.
Anyway I hope you enjoy my blog, which is a satirical jab at those asshole “alphas” and “sigmas” that populate the “manosphere”. (I call it the “fagosphere” LOL because all their sexism clearly indicates repressed homosexual tendencies!) Come to think of it, there’d probably be a “womanosphere” if it wasn’t for the constant opression of the evil patriarchy. I know I am to blame for misdeeds committed by men before I was born, because I to have a penis. I would like this time to apologise to women for that, and reassure them that male sexism is rooted in fear of beautiful (on the inside), strong, independent women.
Anyway, now that’s cleared up I hope you enjoy my blog!