The Caveman Principle

April 8, 2012

Homo Sapiens have been around for 200000 years. For 190000 of those years we were hunter gatherers, for the most recent 10000 we were “civilised” farmers. You know, with war and stuff.

I’m not gonna get into deep science here, I’m a (bad) physicist – not an evolutionary biologist, but 10k years is a not sufficient time to evolve out of are pre-agricultural brain and body.

Following me?

This leads to a fairly simple conclusion:

We have the brains and bodies of hunter gatherers. Therefore what is good for a hunter gatherer, mentally and physically, is good for us. And good for you.

Did hunter gatherers eat six meals a day in a diet based mainly on grains? Fuck. No.

Did hunter gatherers cuddle their way into sex? Fuck. No. Don’t. Be. So. Stupid.

Did hunter gatherers pollute their minds with politics and political correctness. Nigga. Please.

Don’t get me wrong, with game, eating, lifestyle etc you should do your own research and make considered choices. But you should always consider the following – would this suit a hunter gatherer?

Or the cooler sounding version:

Would this suit a caveman?

Would worrying about how many facebook friends you have suit a caveman? Would bitching about your coworkers (co-hunters) suit a caveman? Would a caveman worry about trivial political “choice” between identical parties?

No. The caveman is concerned with food, shelter, fucking, meaningful friendships and relaxing.

You are a caveman in fancy clothes, and thus your concerns should match his.

When I make decisions about virtually anything, this question is at the back of my mind.

So far so good.

Happy Steak and Blow Job Day

March 14, 2012

Combining this and this on one of the most glorious days of the year.

If you’re a dude and you’re not celebrating, work on your game.

If you are – congratulations. You probably earned it.


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